St. Nick, I must ask that you end all contact with Miriam Johnson. After her brief sighting of you earlier this week, she stated clearly to me that she does not want to be your friend. In the event that you inadvertently make contact with Miriam, do not look her in the eye or try to engage her in conversation. Please note, that any future attempts that you make to contact Miriam will be seen as an act of aggression and she will have to report you to the proper authorities (i.e., her mother).
Sincerely,
The Legal Counsel for Miriam Johnson
1 comment:
Is Miriam okay with Santa bringing gifts?
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