Alex, I will take Toddler Translations for $500, please.

"Whack, hack."

What is quack, quack?

I why yeah eh saucy.--I am riding in the car seat.

Showshee--Horsey

Sauscy--Sausage

I can carry on a full conversation with Madeleine, but it sure takes a lot of guesses for me to figure out exactly what she is saying.